.

Friday 27 July 2012

Add me 22621D76

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Tuesday 17 July 2012

Bulan Ramadhan 2012

☑ Setting Niat
☑ Upgrade Iman
☑ Download sabar
☑ Delete Dosa
☑ Approve Maaf
☑ Search Pahala
Dari saya Mengucapkan Selamat Menyambut Ramadhan Al Mubarak :D({});)..


Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Wednesday 11 July 2012

Lelaki Handsome VS Lelaki TAK Handsome

Lelaki Handsome VS Lelaki TAK Handsome

1)Kalau lelaki handsome pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap:: woow, cool giler…
kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap: eh perasan bagus…

2)kalau lelaki handsome berbuat jahat
Perempuan akan kata: nobody's perfect
kalau lelaki tak handsome berbuat jahat
perempuan akan cakap: memang…. muka pun macam pecah rumah!

3)kalau lelaki handsome menolong perempuan yg diganggu
perempuan akan cakap: wah.. machonya.. macam hero filem!
kalau lelaki tak handsome menolong perempuan yang diganggu
Perempuan akan kata: entah2 kawan dia…

4)kalau lelaki handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: sepadan sangat…
kalau lelaki tak handsome dapat
perempuan cantik perempuan akan kata: mesti kena bomoh perempuan tuh!

5)kalau lelaki handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata: jangan sedih, kan saya ada..
kalau lelaki tak handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata:…(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, patutlah, tengok saja luarannya)..

6)kalau lelaki handsome penyayang binatang
perempuan akan cakap: perasaannya halus…penuh kasih sayang
kalau lelaki tak handsome penyayang binatang
perempuan akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi…

7)kalau lelaki handsome bawa BMW
perempuan akan cakap: matching… hebat luar dalam
kalau lelaki tak handsome bawa BMW
perempuan akan cakap: bang, bosnya mana?…

8)kalau lelaki handsome tak mau bergambar
perempuan akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya tersebar
kalau lelaki tak handsome tak mau bergambar
perempuan akan kata: tak sanggup melihat hasilnya ya?…

9)kalau lelaki handsome menuang air ke gelas
perempuan perempuan akan cakap:ini barulah lelaki gentlemen
kalau lelaki tak handsome menuang air ke gelas
perempuan perempuan akan cakap: naluri pembantu, memang begitu….

10)kalau lelaki handsome bersedih hati
perempuan akan cakap: let me be your shoulder to cry on
kalau lelaki tak handsome bersedih hati
perempuan akan kata: kuat nangis!! lelaki ke bukan ni?
Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Tuesday 10 July 2012

Add me 22225C15

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Lawak bas

Sebuah bas yang penuh dengan penumpang sedang laju menurun bukit dan seseorang lelaki pula mengejar bas itu dari belakang. Seorang penumpang mengeluarkan kepala keluar dari tingkap bas dan berkata kepada orang yang mengejar bas tersebut..

"Weiii bro…! dah la tu, lu takkan dapat naik bas ni!"

Dengan termengah2 orang yg mengejar bas tersebut menjawab, "Saya mesti naik!.. sebab saya la drebar bas ni!"
Hahahaha...=)) =D
Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Monday 9 July 2012

Add me 2608E4E7

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 21234B84

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 220C2F82

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 21D2C48B

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 2861D607

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 25DA39BC

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 2610C99C

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 237C15A6

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 27E0C64C

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 29ED3324

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 2729037B

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 29470394

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 21CBD4A3

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 28C190E0

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 222F29A0

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 271C1E41

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 220C2F82

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 27E0C64C

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Sunday 8 July 2012

Add me 29B19614

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Saturday 7 July 2012

Add me 26A8FF3B

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 25DCC50C

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 28DE44A1

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 295A4990

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 289A4E1A

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 28BDED55

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 22193236

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 29ED3324

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 22EA2449

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 27290137

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 28637AA7

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 26E68D1F

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 231FAE26

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 27010A60

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 271BA03A

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 28D8915E

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 28C18F77

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 21236C3C

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 26EBB298

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 21AEE22F

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 29EB2CB5

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 29E86E33

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 21CBD4A3

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 217839A4

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 29BC8743

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 28C190D9

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 2214B92A

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 2333952F

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

Add me 310F2588

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

LinkWithin

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...